Would you hit this?

This punk ain't no other than that punk-stress, Mimi, Mimoo, Mariah Carey. She looks nice. Better than herself as a woman.

Work Problems/Ripping my hair out!

So I'm getting sick of all the bullshit in my department that I'm considering leaving it. I might have other opportunities with the store in a different position but I'll let y'all (aka 2 visitors) know if anything happens.

Almost at the finish line

This Thursday is my final for Stats and even though I'm not confident with taking it I'll be glad once this class is over (IF I pass it). Anyway, 60 certificates are required from this douche cock and I'm at 52-53....I'm almost there Selby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Selby & Monster sittin' on a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-Geeeh!

Julia Vera: Laredo's Meryl Streep

Now many of you may ask yourself, "Who the fuck is Julia Vera?! And why should I care?" Well, you really shouldn't care but this lady graduated from Martin H.S. (I remember performing there with the band for "Tiger Legends" aka a shitty ass dedication ceremony geared at "successful" Martin HS graduates). She's been the most successful famous Laredoan to appear in various movies and tv shows such as:

• Reno 911 (as Mother)
• My Name is Earl (as Catalina'a mother)
• Dexter (as Old Cuban woman)
• The Shield (as Abuela)
• Will & Grace (as Concepcion)
• ER (as Reina)
• Six Feet Under (as Cleaning Lady)
• X-Files (as Indian woman AND Mrs. Lana Chee)
• Dharma & Greg (as Maria)
• Blow (Clara Blanca)
• Tracey Takes On...(as Cuban lady)
• Dangerous Minds (as Mrs. Lopez)
• Beverly Hills 90210 (as Housekeeper)
• The Net (as Mexican Nun)
• And her most famous role to date from Speed (as Additional Bus Passenger #7)

This just goes to show that if you reach for the stars then magic can happen!

-Grab the bull by the horns people!!!!1111111

Oscars doubling best-picture nominees to 10 (AP)

BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. - The best-picture lineup at the Academy Awards is
doubling from five films to 10, a move organizers said Wednesday will open the
field to more worthy movies and possibly boost the ceremony's TV ratings.
The change, which was approved Tuesday night by the board of governors for
the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences, takes effect at next year's
Oscars on March 7. The plan is a return to Oscar traditions of the 1930s and '40s, when a best-picture field of 10 or more films was common.

Honestly, I think I like this idea. Some will argue that a lot of crap might get nominated but a lot of movies are overlooked. Though, I think 10 is a lot. Maybe like 7 or 8 would be good enough.

X-Files: I Wanna watch Sum Moar!!!

Yeah, that's a totally random picture of Fox Mulder & Dana Scully but I thought it was more interesting than the cover art for the DVDs. Oh yeah, I've started a new show and this one is an "oldie" and by "oldie" I mean a show I didn't watch when it was being aired originally. Anyway, so far I've seen the first season and I'm in the middle of the 2nd season. I like it a lot but what I didn't care for in the first season was that Scully was always "away" doing FBI investigating while Mulder was being raped by freaks. Glad to see that at the end of the first season Scully was debating with Mulder's source about who should trade the baby alien for Mulder. Anyway....um,...I like the show if you like it.

Twins?

Now before you start thinking, "This shit don't even make sense fool!" Let me say this, if you've seen her in DH crying then you can see she has a long face, almost like that killer from Scream...or a sock. 'Nuff said...:-D

School is -------

I'm in class and I've decided to post a blog about I dunno...something.

So I met a friend today who already finished his undergraduate studies. He earned his degree in the same concentration that I'm currently seeking. AnyWHO, he's kind of having a hard time finding a job and then he started talking with this other chick who said she'd do into teaching (even though she's a Business major). I've had other friends go into teaching that weren't majoring in History or Science or Math and I feel like it's like grasping at straws. Is that the right phrase? Obviously, I see nothing wrong with teaching since that was my original plan (Music Education) but I can' t picture myself in front of a bunch of students talking about who knows what...I was informed that a local school district actually offers Business classes at the Magnet Schools but I dunno if even then I'd be interested in that.

So that was random and I need to do some work now.

Adios!

Why?

Just why?

New Caption Contest (via DListed)

After a long day, Michael Jackson likes to wind down with the newspaper and a little room service. - jack-n-the-hat

Runners-up:

Even on her deathbed, Jolie requests the latest tabs be delivered so she can check her relevancy. - Two Drink Min

This isn't the first time Wino checked into a hospital and they accidentally put her in the morgue. - LizzieBitch

As she stood shaking in a corner, Katie heard Tom say "Her name will be...Suri!" - Plecostomus

Gross

Does anybody actually find this sexy? What is up with her fucked up forehead?! It looks like Alien dung was used to smooth out her wrinkles and instead it created a stairway to her weave. And her make up? She looks like she was smashed in the face with X-tina's clown kit. Try again Chafa Face.

Stats Assignment #4

Assignment 4
The due date of this handwritten report is Thursday 06-11-09

The first part of this assignment is to solve the following 8 exercises related to the three most important discrete probability distributions used in Business Statistics: Binomial, Poisson, and Hypergeometric. The exercises are located in Chapter 5 on pages 196 to 210:

5.26, 5.27, 5.28, 5.36, 5.40, 5.43, 5.50 and 5.51

In addition, solve the exercises 5.14 and 5.15

Note: Exercises without solution's procedures are inadmissible and/or unacceptable.

Suggestion: Read the chapter 5 and its examples before solving this assignment.

The second part of this assignment is to solve and register at http://www.hawkeslearning.com/TAMIUSTAT/
your certificates of Sections 22 (Binomial), 23 (Poisson) and 24 (Hypergeometric) from Chapter 5.

Thank you.
Dr. Sanchez
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No explanations from this douche. Just follow the examples in the book.

Mimi and the Prince: A New Disney Movie

OMG, this picture is just HiLArious! What the fuck is this? This looks like Mariah is presenting her dying anorexic Puerto Rican fan girl to the audience for a chance at the spot light. No, actually that's Prince, as in 'The Artist Formerly Known as Prince"...ewww, what kind of fuckery is this?!

We need an intervetion here!

Zoiks! Gadzooks! WTF?

Dustin Diamond as Samuel "Screech" Powers

Word of advice: If your kid's an actor and he's offered a nerd part, turn it down. Sure, the money might be seductive. The dreams of fame might be enticing. But remember, it's hard enough being a nerdy kid in real life without being the stereotypical nerdy kid for all of America. Seriously, no good can come from such a choice. As was the case with Dustin Diamond, but we'll get to that. It was a promising start. Diamond played Samuel "Screech" Powers for 13 years through all incarnations of the series, from "Good Morning, Miss Bliss" to "Saved by the Bell" through "Saved by the Bell: The College Years" and "Saved by the Bell: The New Class," where Screech became Mr. Belding's assistant — an especially pathetic grown-up version of his nerdy self.

Dustin Diamond: Now Clearly, Dustin was negatively affected by
the unshakable association with his most famous character. Sure, he’s had a
little work since "Bell": cameos in movies like "Dickie Roberts: Former Child
Star," a turn in the ring on "Celebrity Boxing 2," an unsuccessful attempt at
stand-up comedy, an anger-fueled stint on "Celebrity Fit Club," and the
instructional AND entertaining "Dustin Diamond Teaches Chess" (that'll help you
shake that geeky image). What's a bankrupt nerd to do? Make a sex tape, leak it
yourself, and wait for the fame to roll in. How'd that work out for ya,
Dusty?

Seriously, this douche and Urkel need to appear on "I'm a Celebrity, Get me out of here!!" Except, let's not...

Some Random Rants

This blog is turning more into a Rant Space for me but I promise I'll lay off the rants...for a bit.

1. Okay so my Stats professor wants us to purchase this program online for $37 bucks which would let us send him these certificates for the class. A friend told me that each certificate takes about an hour...ugh (and is math-related...double ugh) AND that we have to turn in 60 certificates for this summer session. It counts for 20% of the final grade so I can't avoid these. Well I can if I want to fail. I also have to do his assigned homeworks, tests, projects, etc. So this summer seems painful.

2. After I've purchased this program (done!) then I have to download the program. My computer is the biggest bitch alive. The "on" button does not work and I need a new battery. This means that I have to have my laptop connected at all times if not it'll turn off and I won't be able to turn it back on unless press the "on" button hard enough, which I've done so many times and I think it's getting damaged. Anyway, this program has to be downloaded online...which leads to rant number 3!

3. I have NetZero dial-up and it is the slowest mother fucker alive. I've already spent 1 1/2 and it's barely at 25% download. Then again what do you expect for internet service at 4.95 a month...or is it 9.95?

Statisically speaking....

I hate stats.

Some Hobbit News!!

TheOneRing.net interviews Guillermo Del Toro. They talk about where to split the book, the process of adaptation and what qualities are needed in the voice of Smaug - among other things.

I haven't seen the video yet but I'm convulsing over Smaug, the cunty Dragon.

Homework #2 Continuation

This motherfucker is a long-ass assignment. Just wanted to say that I'm still working on it...(actually the credit really goes to my friend Lucy who's doing the work and explaining everything to me...) Again, this course is my nightmare.

Phrases that make me giggle

Or phrases that I doubt anyone really uses in real life.

- Hey, what's the big idea?
- Well, well, well, who do we have here?
- I'll get you if it's the last thing I do!
- I will be avenged!
- Listen here kid!
- It's go time.

Homework 2 for STATS is a NIGHTMARE

This fuckface aka Sanchez-Pena is truly living up to the stories. First homework was easy. All we had to do was take an online quiz based on Chapters 1 & 2. Fine. Now we get to Homework 2 and he gives us this loooooooooooong ass assignment. Nobody said that it was an easy course but this guy won't even teach us anything about the homework. He assigns the long assignment and expects us to learn the formulas just by reading them. Now, I HATE math and everything that comes with it so for him to expect me to do solve these difficult problems by reading the paragraphs and learning by the examples is like asking Paris Hilton to stop creating all these new STDs...it can't be done!!!!1

I think this course is going to be a 2-parter. I'll probably do a certain amount of homework assignments and try to catch up with the certificates. Damn, I forgot about those. Well, if I end up dropping this douche's class then I'm going to have to meet him again during SS2.

Good Luck...to me.

Sweet Chariot...

I don't know if this is real or not but whatever Eminem sucks balls...Bruno balls.

New School Day

So it's the first day of SSI and I'm already feeling nervous over the professor's BS (Sanchez-Pena). I've taken a class with this guy before and although he is a nice guy he really does not teach anything at all and I'm already dreading listening to his ramblings about life and whatnot and I expect to learn absolutely nothing about Statistics...at least not from him. This guy is a nightmare on this subject and many have dropped his course and have tried to get him fired but this bobble-head monster won't quit.

I need to pass this class this summer if I want to graduate this fall. If I don't pass it then I have to wait till Spring and I will kill someone by then. (BTW, if I do kill someone in the near future it honestly had nothing to do with the topic under discussion today....unless it's Sanchez-Pena.)