Satan meets the Queen of England

Now THIS is HILARIOUS. Only my boo Gaga can pull this crap off. She looks like Satan's main ho welcoming the Queen to hell, where she belongs.

Queen: Hello, is this...?
Gaga: Yes, you are now here @ The Underworld, where all of Satan's creatures lie and have orgies with goats.
Queen: What...?
Gaga: You are now part of an elite group of devil-prey that includes Hitler, Saddam and future residents like Billy Graham and Oprah.
Queen:....huh?

I'm FREE!!!!

Now, you know I loves me some Gaga but what in the fucking hell is this shit!? This looks like something that lives inside a sick human body. Actually, I take that back. She looks like a fetus dinosaur that escaped his momma's vag and made wave for the mic to tell us that the end is coming! SAVE YOURSELVES from this FUCKERY! Anyway, I think I might rock that headgear at my graduation.

WHAT THE FUCK?!!

What mess is this? This looks like something Chyna would pose in and this looks like an actual Chyna pose!? I couldn't find the picture online but Shaki looks like a mess here. And around her crotch area you can see a slight bump...is she hiding something from us? Or is she targeting the teen boys demographic whose interests include leather, goat vocals and t-girl fetishes? Cuz I think I might know a couple of people into that shit.

Today is THE day...

...today is the FIRST day of my LAST semester. *hopefully*...lol

I'm hoping that it's fun and if not at least it'll be over soon. :)

Twins?

Now before you start thinking, "This shit don't even make sense fool!" Let me say this, if you've seen her in DH crying then you can see she has a long face, almost like that killer from Scream...or a sock. 'Nuff said...:-D

New School Day

So it's the first day of SSI and I'm already feeling nervous over the professor's BS (Sanchez-Pena). I've taken a class with this guy before and although he is a nice guy he really does not teach anything at all and I'm already dreading listening to his ramblings about life and whatnot and I expect to learn absolutely nothing about Statistics...at least not from him. This guy is a nightmare on this subject and many have dropped his course and have tried to get him fired but this bobble-head monster won't quit.

I need to pass this class this summer if I want to graduate this fall. If I don't pass it then I have to wait till Spring and I will kill someone by then. (BTW, if I do kill someone in the near future it honestly had nothing to do with the topic under discussion today....unless it's Sanchez-Pena.)

First U.S. woman to get face transplant

Should I go there.............? I mean what I'm thinking is kind of mean. So, should I? Or should I go all Nancy NicePants on this post? Ugh, why am I stuck with a hard decision on the day of a final? WHY? Okay.....

She looks.....like the first woman to received a face transplant from the U.S.

(Click Here for article)

Edit: I just wanted to add that her husband, who tried killing her by shooting her in the face, is a giant douchebag for this.

Tapate el osico, pinche marrano!

So you've probably heard of the Swine flu taking over parts of Mexico and the U.S. Well, at first I thought local people were overreacting by wearing those surgeon mouth covers. Then I was told that we're at a level 5, one below an official Pandemic. Cut to me stocking on water and peas. Yes peas. I loves them too much!

Anyway, there's rumors that the finals for next week might be offered online. Yippie! I hope it doesn't get any worse but I have a feeling that something big is coming up. Cover your mouths and wash your hands bbs!

Sad.

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New Caption Contest Results

Attempts in the L. Ron Hubbard Lab to make a baby brother for Suri have gone awry, but oddly TommyGirl want to keep the results anyway. - (ImpertinentVixen)

Runners-up:

Linda Hogan and her boytoy annouced the birth of their first child together. "He has his father's head," gushed Linda. "We're just over the moon!" - (prommom)

Evolution: Now the little head does all the thinking. - (rockylife1968)

Botox, hair plugs, lipo, but nothing can disguise Harrison Fords aging dick. - (El Bastardo)

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Twins 2009

Gollum (left), Madonna (right)

Oh No She Didn't!?

Hillary Duff was cast as the lead in the remake, or something similar to the old 'Bonnie & Clyde' movie and when reporters asked the original actress for the movie, Faye Dunaway about the chioce she responded with "Couldn't they have gotten a real actress?" Buuuuuuuuuuuurn! Ay Papi! So anyway, E!, the shitty network that brought you Top 13 Blondes under 13 with weight issues asked the Duffster about Fay's comment and this is what she had to say:



Double Burn!!! Fay might come up behind her and hit her with some wire hangers and I'd love to see that shit on Youtube. Anyway, I don't really care for either one but since I'm under 30 Imma gonna side with Duff cuz old people acting mean ain't Timmy's thing.

Palin eyeing 2012 Presidential Run?

Palin launches political action committee

By BETH FOUHY – 2 hours ago
NEW YORK (AP) — Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin launched a political action committee Tuesday to help support candidates for federal and state office. The committee, SarahPac, is dedicated to supporting "fresh ideas and candidates who share our vision for reform and innovation," according to its Web site. Palin catapulted to fame last year as Republican presidential candidate John McCain's running mate and is widely believed to be eyeing a presidential bid in 2012. Aides said the PAC will help serve as a vehicle for her political activities going forward. According to the Web site, SarahPac welcomes supporters of any political persuasion and will contribute to candidates of any party who share her ideas and goals. But Palin makes special note of the Republican Party on the site, saying it is at "the threshold of an historic renaissance" that should focus on health care, education and government reform. Aides said Palin will limit her political activity until the Alaska legislative session ends in April. But she planned to travel to Washington on Saturday to attend the Alfalfa Club dinner, an elite gathering of the capital's political and media establishment. Palin was also expected to address the Conservative Political Action Committee meeting in Washington in February.

God Save the Queen.

Ugly Betty Getting Benched

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Too bad for the Fugsters. I used to like this show before it started to take itself too seriously. Actually, I have no idea if they started taking itself seriously or if it even has the right to but I know that it was getting sucky by the end of the 2nd season. Sorry Betty but your crazy little antics may work in Colombia but here in the U.S. of A(merica Ferrera) once you start sucking we bring you down a notch and get you ready for your possible comeback.

Are they gonna love me Momma?

The 'Pregnant Man' is Expecting Again!

This dinkus just won't quit!

This is Horrible...

This is terrible. For those that don't know, J.Hud's nephew, mother and brother were all murdered by her brother-in-law. I can't imagine the pain she's going through and I know she's a celebrity and I have no connection to her but she's still a person and it goes to show you that nobody is immune from fucked up relatives.

But oohh...I did a report on Leprosy in 6th grade.

Classy......

This is fucked up.

This picture makes me want to crawl back into the closet and hope that the night ends quickly. This crackhead looks......*shutters* fucked up. M.I.A. coming back with Powah, powah!!

In Celebration of 'Grand Theft Auto IV'...

Laredo ranks sixth in nation for car thefts
per capita; Dallas-Fort Worth is 50th

By BRENDAN McKENNA / The Dallas Morning News

WASHINGTON – Statistically speaking, Laredo residents are more likely to have a car stolen than almost anyone else in the country.

The Texas border city ranks sixth in the nation for car thefts per capita, according to a report by the National Insurance Crime Bureau. El Paso was ranked 30th out of 361 communities, followed by Houston-Sugar Land at 31, Amarillo at 37 and Dallas-Fort Worth at 50.

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This really doesn't suprise me. It's a poor city and it's close enough to Mexico to drop off ''a load'' and never be seen again.

M.I.A. to have her own clothing line

Say what?Another celebrity clothing line….are you the least bit shocked? Nah…neither am it! But where Sri Lanka’s own M.I.A [aka Maya Arulpragasm] is concerned…I am up for the for the test! After posing for the Marc by Marc Jacobs spring 2008 campaign we have all been gravitating closer to M.I.A’s eclectic sense of style! MIA told WWD that she has been currently rocking her own collection of gear . M.I.A’s collection includes bomber jackets, leggings & T-shirts. The collection has been said to featured bold bright hues & graphic prints. I have to admit that I love EVERYTHING about M.I.A - she is definitely a non-conformist to the tenth degree & doesn’t apologize for it. Hopefully her collection does stand up to her reputation!

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