Twins and Asco UNITE!

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Larry King & Rihanna must be fashion friends. Don't they attend all the biggest fashion shows together? I'd also like to label Larry's picture as ASCO of the year. :-x

Gross

Does anybody actually find this sexy? What is up with her fucked up forehead?! It looks like Alien dung was used to smooth out her wrinkles and instead it created a stairway to her weave. And her make up? She looks like she was smashed in the face with X-tina's clown kit. Try again Chafa Face.

Mimi and the Prince: A New Disney Movie

OMG, this picture is just HiLArious! What the fuck is this? This looks like Mariah is presenting her dying anorexic Puerto Rican fan girl to the audience for a chance at the spot light. No, actually that's Prince, as in 'The Artist Formerly Known as Prince"...ewww, what kind of fuckery is this?!

We need an intervetion here!

I want legs like these!!

Asco & Hotness of the Week

Honestly, this guy is kind of ugly but kind of REALLY hot...? Should I add him to my Ugly/Hot list with John C. Reilly and Snoop Dog? Yup! I would so be Lil' Wayne's biotch!

Asco, ASco, ASCO!!!

No Sex in this City! That mustache, that hair, them shorts! (BTW, that Sex & the City remark was just random...). He seems like a cool guy but please wear a potato sack when you decide to go the beach.

Asco of the Moment

I'm starting a new category. This picture reminded me that I need to update this shit more often with nasty posts like this.