Gross

Does anybody actually find this sexy? What is up with her fucked up forehead?! It looks like Alien dung was used to smooth out her wrinkles and instead it created a stairway to her weave. And her make up? She looks like she was smashed in the face with X-tina's clown kit. Try again Chafa Face.

Stats Assignment #4

Assignment 4
The due date of this handwritten report is Thursday 06-11-09

The first part of this assignment is to solve the following 8 exercises related to the three most important discrete probability distributions used in Business Statistics: Binomial, Poisson, and Hypergeometric. The exercises are located in Chapter 5 on pages 196 to 210:

5.26, 5.27, 5.28, 5.36, 5.40, 5.43, 5.50 and 5.51

In addition, solve the exercises 5.14 and 5.15

Note: Exercises without solution's procedures are inadmissible and/or unacceptable.

Suggestion: Read the chapter 5 and its examples before solving this assignment.

The second part of this assignment is to solve and register at http://www.hawkeslearning.com/TAMIUSTAT/
your certificates of Sections 22 (Binomial), 23 (Poisson) and 24 (Hypergeometric) from Chapter 5.

Thank you.
Dr. Sanchez
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No explanations from this douche. Just follow the examples in the book.

Mimi and the Prince: A New Disney Movie

OMG, this picture is just HiLArious! What the fuck is this? This looks like Mariah is presenting her dying anorexic Puerto Rican fan girl to the audience for a chance at the spot light. No, actually that's Prince, as in 'The Artist Formerly Known as Prince"...ewww, what kind of fuckery is this?!

We need an intervetion here!

Zoiks! Gadzooks! WTF?

Dustin Diamond as Samuel "Screech" Powers

Word of advice: If your kid's an actor and he's offered a nerd part, turn it down. Sure, the money might be seductive. The dreams of fame might be enticing. But remember, it's hard enough being a nerdy kid in real life without being the stereotypical nerdy kid for all of America. Seriously, no good can come from such a choice. As was the case with Dustin Diamond, but we'll get to that. It was a promising start. Diamond played Samuel "Screech" Powers for 13 years through all incarnations of the series, from "Good Morning, Miss Bliss" to "Saved by the Bell" through "Saved by the Bell: The College Years" and "Saved by the Bell: The New Class," where Screech became Mr. Belding's assistant — an especially pathetic grown-up version of his nerdy self.

Dustin Diamond: Now Clearly, Dustin was negatively affected by
the unshakable association with his most famous character. Sure, he’s had a
little work since "Bell": cameos in movies like "Dickie Roberts: Former Child
Star," a turn in the ring on "Celebrity Boxing 2," an unsuccessful attempt at
stand-up comedy, an anger-fueled stint on "Celebrity Fit Club," and the
instructional AND entertaining "Dustin Diamond Teaches Chess" (that'll help you
shake that geeky image). What's a bankrupt nerd to do? Make a sex tape, leak it
yourself, and wait for the fame to roll in. How'd that work out for ya,
Dusty?

Seriously, this douche and Urkel need to appear on "I'm a Celebrity, Get me out of here!!" Except, let's not...

Some Random Rants

This blog is turning more into a Rant Space for me but I promise I'll lay off the rants...for a bit.

1. Okay so my Stats professor wants us to purchase this program online for $37 bucks which would let us send him these certificates for the class. A friend told me that each certificate takes about an hour...ugh (and is math-related...double ugh) AND that we have to turn in 60 certificates for this summer session. It counts for 20% of the final grade so I can't avoid these. Well I can if I want to fail. I also have to do his assigned homeworks, tests, projects, etc. So this summer seems painful.

2. After I've purchased this program (done!) then I have to download the program. My computer is the biggest bitch alive. The "on" button does not work and I need a new battery. This means that I have to have my laptop connected at all times if not it'll turn off and I won't be able to turn it back on unless press the "on" button hard enough, which I've done so many times and I think it's getting damaged. Anyway, this program has to be downloaded online...which leads to rant number 3!

3. I have NetZero dial-up and it is the slowest mother fucker alive. I've already spent 1 1/2 and it's barely at 25% download. Then again what do you expect for internet service at 4.95 a month...or is it 9.95?

Statisically speaking....

I hate stats.

Some Hobbit News!!

TheOneRing.net interviews Guillermo Del Toro. They talk about where to split the book, the process of adaptation and what qualities are needed in the voice of Smaug - among other things.

I haven't seen the video yet but I'm convulsing over Smaug, the cunty Dragon.

Homework #2 Continuation

This motherfucker is a long-ass assignment. Just wanted to say that I'm still working on it...(actually the credit really goes to my friend Lucy who's doing the work and explaining everything to me...) Again, this course is my nightmare.

Phrases that make me giggle

Or phrases that I doubt anyone really uses in real life.

- Hey, what's the big idea?
- Well, well, well, who do we have here?
- I'll get you if it's the last thing I do!
- I will be avenged!
- Listen here kid!
- It's go time.

Homework 2 for STATS is a NIGHTMARE

This fuckface aka Sanchez-Pena is truly living up to the stories. First homework was easy. All we had to do was take an online quiz based on Chapters 1 & 2. Fine. Now we get to Homework 2 and he gives us this loooooooooooong ass assignment. Nobody said that it was an easy course but this guy won't even teach us anything about the homework. He assigns the long assignment and expects us to learn the formulas just by reading them. Now, I HATE math and everything that comes with it so for him to expect me to do solve these difficult problems by reading the paragraphs and learning by the examples is like asking Paris Hilton to stop creating all these new STDs...it can't be done!!!!1

I think this course is going to be a 2-parter. I'll probably do a certain amount of homework assignments and try to catch up with the certificates. Damn, I forgot about those. Well, if I end up dropping this douche's class then I'm going to have to meet him again during SS2.

Good Luck...to me.