Wal-Mart wants to bury US too!? Coffins 4 Sale!

Not content to put the mom and pop stores out of business, the Bentonville,
Ark., behemoth now wants to bury funeral homes.

All but one of the coffins sells for under $2,000. The deluxe Sienna
Bronze model sells for a still bargain-basement -- in casket terms -- price of
$2,899. One of the least expensive model is the still lovely Lady de Guadalupe
Steel Casket (see above) at $895. Another design sports a carving of "The Last
Supper" by Leonardo da Vinci.

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The gift that just keeps giving, right? You can purchase everything from your baby's crib to your grandmother's coffin! What a bowl of fun this company is! I will make sure to pass the donation bowl around whenever one of my friends decides to croak and make sure that they get a really nice and inexpensive Wal-Mart Virgen de Guadalupe casket. And when I go purchase that nice coffin I'll probably buy some Abuelita's chocolate and a broom...heck, I'd do my grocery shopping as well! They obviously know that their hick market eats all this shit up.

FYI: They also sell urns for those claustrophobic hicks.

Okay...random but kind of noteworthy...maybe not...

As I was typing up the last blog post I turned my head to get a pen from my backback and noticed that it had a bit of vomit. Where the fuck did that come from? Either that or it's bird shit but now I have to clean it off....*sigh*

I'll be back...I'm gonna clean up the bird shit from my backback.

EW names 15 Powerful Pop-Culture Wizards

When I first started my role as a business center employee at my store they gave me a password for the Western Union computer. It was "wizard". This would usually be followed by either "Here's the list:" or "Nuff Said:" buuuut I'm going to say something different now...ready for it? Okay here it goes....*Ahem*

The following is sponsored by Nooki, the feline wizard:


Okay and here is the list:

The rest of the list is heeeeerrr.

The list has a bunch of random wizards. But they left out the most important wizard of ALL TIME. His name is.....Merlin!! (record scratch) I'm totally kidding. That guy is probably stuck in wizard hell because he'd be out of his element when compared to Glenda the Good Witch! C'mooooon!

P.S. I think Gandalf is gay.

LAWWD....What's today?

Today is the 26th day of October. This means that there's 47 days till graduation. :)

I've had this performance stuck in my head this past week...

Twins and Asco UNITE!

Courtesy of DLISTED.com

Larry King & Rihanna must be fashion friends. Don't they attend all the biggest fashion shows together? I'd also like to label Larry's picture as ASCO of the year. :-x

Work Stuff

I hate work. That's it.

WHAT THE FUCK?!!

What mess is this? This looks like something Chyna would pose in and this looks like an actual Chyna pose!? I couldn't find the picture online but Shaki looks like a mess here. And around her crotch area you can see a slight bump...is she hiding something from us? Or is she targeting the teen boys demographic whose interests include leather, goat vocals and t-girl fetishes? Cuz I think I might know a couple of people into that shit.

Circle of Life - Tony Awards (1998)

Amazing. I wish I could watch this on Broadway. I think it's still going on.

Soooo Halloween is right around the corner...

I really want to dress up again and hopefully (if there is a contest at work) take first place. Three years ago I was a Mexican peasant bringing happiness and love to the world and my friend's backyard as you can see:I won second place for this^ shit. Someone dressed as "La Chilindrina" or however you spell it won first.

Then two years ago I dressed up as a J.Lo fan at her concert:

Okay, so I'm not in the photo but you can clearly see I was at a concert so that means my costume was technically real.

And then last year I dressed up as "Gandalf the White" from Lord of the Rings and again won second place. It was fun but then again everyone thought I was either Moses, Father Time, or that creep from Harry Potter. Anyway here is THAT costume:

What do you think I should be this year? A chola? A K-9? A devilish Devi? Help. :-)

Heeeeeeeeeey!

Whassup, whassup Inter-Land? This is yo boy, Witch-in, el Wicho, Yo-yo Boy coming at you from the land down unda! Yeah, that's right me in the Aussieland right about nah! Hollaaa!