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World War Z movie news

I saw this a while back on wiki but decided to post it here for those that care...a.k.a. my two readers...(including myself):

A film adaptation is in development, following a bidding war between Brad Pitt and Leonardo Di Caprio's production companies, with the rights being obtained by Brad Pitt's Plan B Entertainment and the screenplay being written by Babylon 5 and Rising Stars creator J. Michael Straczynski.[24] In an interview Straczynski said it was a challenge to create a main character out of a book that reads as a UN Report on the zombie wars, but he says his solution was create the guy who wrote that report and follow his process.[25] Marc Forster signed on to direct on November 13, 2008. The director described the film as reminiscent of 1970s conspiracy thrillers like All the President's Men.[26] Straczynski, however, says the movie is more like The Bourne Identity and commented that the film will have a large international scope while keeping the film as political as the book was. Straczynski also said that they hope to begin production by the start of 2009. [27]
When asked if he would have anything to do with the movie, Brooks stated that he had "zero control", but admitted that he would love to see Brad Pitt have a role in the movie[1] and thought Straczynski was a great choice to write the script.[28][29] In an interview with Fangoria, Brooks said, "I can’t give it away, but Straczynski found a way to tie it all together. The last draft I read was amazing."[30]

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Grace Kelly gave good head...

And the Oscar Will Go To....(My Predictions)

These are my predictions for this week's Oscar telecast:

Best Picture: Slumdog Millionaire
Director: The guy who directed Slumdog
Actor: Mickey Rourke
Actress: Kate Winslet
S. Actor: Heath Ledger
S. Actress: Penelope Cruz

Those are the only ones I really care about. Peace out home dawgz!111111

J.R.R. Tolkien: New book due out this spring

The Legend of Sigurd and Gudrun, J.R.R. Tolkien's previously unpublished early-career work based on Norse mythology, will be released this spring, the Associated Press is reporting. Tolkien wrote the book, which predates his seminal The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings trilogy, in the 1920s and 1930s, when he was teaching at Oxford University. He died in 1973.

I don't know if I'll buy this. I'm currently reading the first book (The Lord of the Rings, not The Hobbit) and I think because I've seen the movie the adventures are easier to picture in my head. I also purchased The Children of Hurin but I won't start that till I'm done with the rest of the trilogy. That probably won't be until my 20th high school reunion.

Source: EW.com

New Caption Contest Results

Attempts in the L. Ron Hubbard Lab to make a baby brother for Suri have gone awry, but oddly TommyGirl want to keep the results anyway. - (ImpertinentVixen)

Runners-up:

Linda Hogan and her boytoy annouced the birth of their first child together. "He has his father's head," gushed Linda. "We're just over the moon!" - (prommom)

Evolution: Now the little head does all the thinking. - (rockylife1968)

Botox, hair plugs, lipo, but nothing can disguise Harrison Fords aging dick. - (El Bastardo)

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So...it's Tuesday.

You know what that means? Another 1-10 school shift. That also means I'm having/had a 3 hour block of nothingness. Well, I did get a part of a project done but other than that I'm free. Wait...I just remembered I have a test this week. And two next week with a quiz on top of that. This upcoming fall couldn't come any sooner.

Ann Coulter Subject Of Election Fraud Complaint

This evil bitch has problems too.

AOL Lists Top 10 TV Shows of the '90s

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/32066102.html

Honestly, I like half of the list. Where's Frasier? I thought it was funnier and better than Roseanne.

Recession Affecting Grey's Anatomy

Seems like the recession is taking it's toll on Grey's Anatomy. Rumors are going around that ABC's craptastic show is cutting the fat by having BOTH Alien-face Heigl and Homo-defectus Knight leave the show before the end of this season. How do they plan on doing it? Honestly, I don't care as long as they don't give them their own spin-offs. Have them killed off, or better yet, let's have them get married, hop a train to Saskatchewan to live inside an igloo big enough for their egos and never to be heard from again.

I used to like them but after they fucked with Callie, they were unable to win me over. (The link is actually to George's wiki page).

Anyway, be gone fag & hag and get a life!

Yo Soy Chocho!

Sorry, I'm still reeling from the Madge/Gollum post. *shivers*

I feel a little tired. BTW, this post will not really be about anything just my ramblings for the minute. I'm at school waiting for my next class to start @ 7:30. It's 4:38 right now so that's 3 hours of listening to this dumb bitch in front of me talk about her day with her boyfriend, I'm guessing? Anyway, I'd leave but I don't have a car (maybe this next week *crosses fingers*), I'm starving but I don't want to go to the student center and eat my Subway sandwich by myself, and I have group work but my group avoided me today. Why schedule a group meeting if you dash out of class before the professor lets us go for the day?

Anyway, I think I'll walk the 3 miles to Whataburger, buy my burger, eat it in the bathroom, and read for my late class. Whaddaya think 'bout that?

Twins 2009

Gollum (left), Madonna (right)

Oh No She Didn't!?

Hillary Duff was cast as the lead in the remake, or something similar to the old 'Bonnie & Clyde' movie and when reporters asked the original actress for the movie, Faye Dunaway about the chioce she responded with "Couldn't they have gotten a real actress?" Buuuuuuuuuuuurn! Ay Papi! So anyway, E!, the shitty network that brought you Top 13 Blondes under 13 with weight issues asked the Duffster about Fay's comment and this is what she had to say:



Double Burn!!! Fay might come up behind her and hit her with some wire hangers and I'd love to see that shit on Youtube. Anyway, I don't really care for either one but since I'm under 30 Imma gonna side with Duff cuz old people acting mean ain't Timmy's thing.

Feeling Sad & Lonely? (BTW, 200th Post!!)

It's the Boyfriend Arm Pillow! Now, every time the Jennifer Aniston in your life calls you, wanting to whine for hours about how they are so fucking loney and their cats are even giving them the side-eye, you can simply say, "Aniston in my life, go canoodle with the Boyfriend Arm Pillow I got you for Christmas." This shit will save you and your ear drums hours of having to listen to the Aniston in your life's bitches and moans.

"Never curl up on the couch alone again, with this comforting arm that wraps around you as if to say, "I'm sorry work was rotten today," or "No, you pick what we watch tonight," all the stuff you'd never hear from a real boyfriend. Polyester filled with comfortable, snuggly foam."

It's only $19.95! And she won't have to worry about it only using her for sex, because he it doesn't have a dick! Wait.....or does it? Somebody call Maury, because I think we just found Nicole Kidman's real pillow baby daddy.

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Now I know what to give my California friend for his two-day birthday! :-D

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