What's the deal with....

people and their attitudes?

Sometimes I feel people are dicks/cunts because of shit they go through and then take it out on innocent bystanders. Or maybe it's just bad customer service in Laredo? Don't get me wrong I've been known to roll my eyes to customers right in front of them and hang up on them when they get all testy (see post from a several days ago...) but I don't ever start arguing with them. Even when I know I'm right I'll just stay quiet and let them bark but wtf @ customer service at the Wal-Mart on San Bernardo. This old bag of bones was being a big bitch earlier today.

I don't wanna get into it too much but she said I gave her attitude when I gave her my card. Why would I do that to a total stranger? Is it because of my natural dickish tendencies? I don't think so, I save my nasty comments for this blog.

Anyway, enjoy your day now that mine is a bit ruined. Maybe it'll pick up but I highly doubt it.

Okay, 2nd class down...

...one more to go!

Anyway, I got out from class and it was basically introducing ourselves (or actually introducing someone else...:\) and our professor hails from Tennessee and kind of looks like US politician John Edwards. I dunno, with the scandal surrounding his current wife and his mistress I wouldn't surprised if he left wherever he's from (maybe Tennessee) and decided to teach a marketing class in South Texas.

Also, my next class is the Science class which starts at 6...*sigh* this looks like it'll be a nightmare. :-(

First Day is here...

Okay, I just got out from class. It's a lab for a Science class and it was all kinds of boring.

The only good thing is that it seems like it'll be easy. We got out a bit early which is great because 3 hours in that lab listening to the professor talk about boring shit ain't Timmy's idea of a fun time.

@ 4:30 I have a marketing class which seems like it'll be fun but then again it's not the professor I was hoping for. I have no clue who the guy is but I hope he's just as engaging as Dr. Mukherji.

Anyway....we'll see how that shizzzzz turns up.

Today is THE day...

...today is the FIRST day of my LAST semester. *hopefully*...lol

I'm hoping that it's fun and if not at least it'll be over soon. :)

Photoshop Lifetime Achievement Award winner Mimi is at it again! This is the ad or her newest rainbow jizz in a bottle called Forever. It should've been called Forever Photoshopped.

The fact that she's Photoshopped to Hello Kitty heaven
and back isn't the main problem here. The main issue is THAT POSE. Who told the Butterfly Priestess this looked hot? Mimi looks like she's trying so hard to
push out a stubborn doody bubble that she's gone cockeyed. Bitch has got fart eyes.

I mean, who wants to smell like one of Mimi's butt queefs? Well, maybe
Nick Cannon...and Eminem. Definitely Eminem.

This was posted by Michaek K. of DListed. This guy is hilarious...but seriously, what the fuck is up with that face?

So I got this cunt of a customer...

I worked bookkeeping last night and this bitch called.

The setting: HEB SAUNDERS, Business Center; 8:10 pm

This is how it went:

Me: HEB on Saunders, Luis speaking.
Cunt: Hello, can I be transferred to the Western Union.
Me: Oh okay but just to let you know the business center is already closed.
Cunt: It is not closed because I just walked out of the line because you guys were taking forever.
Me: Oh, what I meant was that they close at 8 and in case...
Cunt: Fine, fine, fine I don't wanna hear it...I just wanted to ask if you guys take an out of state ID to pick up the money transfer?
Me: Yes....
Cunt: Okay thank y....
[I hang up on that bitch mid-sentence]

Now, I don't know if this bitch showed up or not since she could have been in the parking lot when she called but I told my co-workers not to accept a western union from anyone else anymore unless they were already in that long line.

It sounds petty but I seriously HATED when that bitch got all cunty with me. So there. :)

By the way.....

I went to school today to sign up for one more class. I need a science course before I graduate this December. I know it's late and all and what made it worse was that EVERY science class (that was not an upper level course) was taken at the local community colleges AND my university. I called to see if I could be squeezed into a closed course and this douchebag gave me attitude saying that I shouldn't have waited so long and that I would have to graduate next semester. I went over there and spoke with the assistant dean of the science department and he said it was fine and added me to an intro couse. It was that easy but the other douchebag just wanted me to worry.

Also, I went to purchase my books and that came out to under 500 bucks. It seems like a lot but it's actually cheaper than previous semesters. Good thing I asked for school loans to purchase this because I would not be able to get these in time for classes next week. Anyway, most of them are used and I know that by the end of the semester these books will stay on my bookshelf and will not be taken back from the bookstore. *SIGH*

-Timmy aka El Wicho...Luis

Day 3 of P.L.

Today is Day 3 of Project Loser. What did I do today? So far nothing but after this I'm hitting the treadmill for at least 30 minutes. This is the day...it's time to be BRAVE. Face that damn treadmill!

I'm not afraid
cuz I've become Brave
as the light of day
straight into a cave
to show me the way
that I might be sane.

Road Trip/Day 2 of P. Loser

So today a friend and I went to Falcon State Park (I think that's the name..lol) and we had fun. I drove over there and it wasn't that long. I've actually never driven there but it went by fast with Britney in the background and we talked about the most random shit. I forget what exactly but it was really fun.

Day #2 of Project Loser.

What did I do today to help with this project? Well, I ate a turkey sandwich (without mayo and mustard) and spend a good 20 minutes walking in this nature trail in 100 degree heat. It wasn't much for today but it helped that I didn't eat anything terrible. Some chips here and there but just a sandwich and diet coke. Anyway, I promise to try harder tomorrow. lol

Project Loser

I've decided I need to start a project. I think it's because of the movie 'Julie & Julia' that I'm doing this. I started exercising again and I'm making plans to lose a certain amount of weight by my graduation this December. I'm hoping to lose 20 lbs. which might not seem like a lot for 3 months and 13 days but I think it kind of is. Maybe it is a lot, I dunno.

At this moment I weigh close to 170 lbs and I want to bring it down to 140 but 150 is good enough for now. I will update this blog with what I did to help me with this new project.

Tonight....tennis! :D

Nightmare on LaFayette Street

I just had a nap like 10 minutes ago and had the weirdest/scariest dream. I remember reading on wikipedia about sleep paralysis and that it happens once a year and I think I just had a form of it right now.

I wrote it down before I would forget so what I'm about to type is really just me copying it exactly the way I wrote it on paper and sorry for being so dramatic...lol

I was dreamt that I was in the living room with my sister and the lights were off. All of a sudden I drop an envelope with a bunch of important documents on the floor and my sister leaves. I call out for her and call her the word "puta" for some reason. The whole house is dark and I just see my mom come in and she is pissed becuz I called my sister that word. She corners me and holds down one of my arms to slap me to never call her that again. After that she slaps me once and for some reason I start to scratch her really hard with the arm she's holding down and she gives me this look like she's terrified or seen something in my eyes...? My body starts to shake and then I wake up on the sofa in my room where I'm taking the nap. My hand is down the sofa and I'm thinking "That was just a dream" then I pull it out and it gets pulled down and I'm like "WTF?" I try pulling it out but it won't let me. Then I "wake up" again and I pull it out quickly. I got up and thought "Now THAT was a dream" and I walk around my room & someone calls me "puta" and suddenly I'm on the sofa again with my hand down the couch. I pull it with my left hand and I'm slowly able to pull it out and I start throwing pillows around my room and saying "HEY!" but nothing. Then I wake up once more and I'm on the sofa with my arm down the couch. This time I get up, go to the actual living room to look for someone to tell. I came back and wrote this down.

That was it...and btw, I'm looking at the sofa right now, scared shitless and the pillows are there. I know it sounds like a naiive little boy being scared of the sofa but sometimes these dreams can be so real that you can't help but feel a bit scared. lol