Early Halloween Treat

Since I probably won't be online tomorrow (did I mention I was going to a concert in Houston from my American Idol?) I've decided to list my picks for Halloween/Horror movies one must see before they enter that wooden box.

They are in no particular order:

The Excorsist -
Girl possessed by Lucifer? Priest with
a past? Crazy Hollywood mother?
'Nuff said. Not Nuff said? Well it also features a hilarious crucifix masturbation scene.

Nightmare on Elm Street -

Crazy pedophile with knives for fingers stalks kids in their dreams and kills them off. Smart man, no finger prints...not that he had any cuz, well you know, he's dead. Oh yeah he wears a nice red and green sweater that you can buy at your local Sears. (Yes they paid for this advertisement space *EYE ROLL*)

House of 1000 Corpses -

Setting takes place in Texas, a girl
looks like Key-WHORA in a pink
bunny suit and it has the funniest
lines from an overweight clown.
"Fuck yo Mama, Fuck yo Sista, Fuck
yo Grandmama...and most of all Fuck
you!" Er, or something like that. I like
this movie because it's so fucked up,
stupid yet entertaining. Also, I don't
know how they figured that 1000
corpses crap into the title.





Poltergeist -

What can I say about a movie that has been plagued with real life trauma (while filming) and has a little girl sucked into the television by ''others'' and when she gets out the "others" get pissed and go after Carol Anne...oooh, even the name gives me chills.

9 and counting...

Will the Spurs make it 10 straight wins against Portland? Will they make it 17 wins out of the previous 18?

Stay tuned tonight when the 2007 NBA Champions, the San Antonio Spurs take on them Trailblazers! Hmmm, watching season opener for the Spurs or watching J.Lo's 'Como Ama Una Mujer' on Univision? I'd say....none. I'll probably be asleep for both. Wake me up for the concert my lovely babies....zzzzzz.

Even when he's dead he's richer than Buddah

Elvis is Forbes' richest dead celebrity

NEW YORK - Elvis Presley is still the King.

Presley, who earned an estimated $49 million in the past 12 months, has reclaimed the No. 1 spot on Forbes.com's list of Top-Earning Dead Celebrities. He last topped the list in 2005.

Presley died in 1977. His estate continues to generate millions from music royalties, DVDs, licensing deals and tourism at Graceland, the rocker's mansion in Memphis, Tenn.
Forbes said the celebrities on the list, posted Monday, earned a combined $232 million in the past 12 months

The Rest of the Dead:

2. John Lennon - $44 million

3. Charles M. Schulz - $35 million

4. George Harrison - $22 million

5. Alber Einstein - $18 million

6. Andy Warhol - $15 million

7. Theodor Geisel -$13 million

8. Tupac Shakur -$9 million

9. Marilyn Monroe - $7 million

10. Steve McQueen $6 million

New MJB

(Click on the title post to see Mary J. Blige's new music video 'Just Fine')

I'm defenitly planning on buying Mary J.'s new album (or downloading it illegaly, whichever comes first). Her new video for 'Just Fine' came out and she kills it. She gives off this J.Lo and Whitney Houston vibe in terms of appearance.



Enjoy the video!!

Just One More Day...

...till I'm @ the Houston Toyota Center watching Jen and Marc Live! Hopefully I'll take some good pics and post them online. I just hope the damn security guards don't give me a hard time.

Spoiler Alert!!!

I've been warned about forums that post spoilers. But going into the www.thetenthwonder.com Heroes forum I knew what I was getting into. So I was reading a couple of spoilers and then *BAM!!!*, uh I dunno, he gets hit by a BUS! No really, someone posted a spoiler about Lost! Damn you bitch!!!11 She said something like "I hope Alejandro doesn't get killed off and becomes the Paolo of Heroes" Paolo was a character in Lost and was eventually written off due to his immense unpopularity. I just started watching Lost and have yet to see the 3rd season (I was waiting for it to be available on DVD) and was hoping to be spoiler-free but I guess that's out the window.

I should learn but I'll be there tomorrow.

Things that go *BUMP* in the night

Have you ever been sooo paranoid that the smallest sound at night scares the shit out of you? Most people go through this when they're children but lately I've been seeing black shadows move around my room. Now before you get all "Grow the fuck up Timsters!" on me, let me tell you what happened last night.

I was sleeping on my bed and I noticed "The Shadow" (that's what I'm calling that cunt) walking around my room and looking through my things. I called 911 and whispered about the intruder and they came and took him away. It was a good night. TS was crying and was trying to convince me that he was only joking but Timmy don't play that.









UPDATE: TS called me today (via *69 *rolls eyes*) and wanted me to bail him out. As the great Chris Crocker would say, "BITCH, Pleazzzze!"

One-Third of Americans believe in UFO's and Ghosts

Poll: One-third believe in ghosts, UFOs

By ALAN FRAM and TREVOR TOMPSON, Associated Press Writers Thu Oct 25, 4:22 PM ET
WASHINGTON - It was bad enough when the TV and lights inexplicably flicked on at night, Misty Conrad says. When her daughter began talking to an unseen girl named Nicole and neighbors said children had been murdered in the house, it was time to move.

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Sooooo, if ET exists do you think he'd date me? Cuz I'm pretty desperate.

(P.S. for full article click on title)

Dear Izzie, FUCK YOU!!!

P.S. Screw up your own marriage!!!

~Squeezing the Cheese~

This post is dedicated to everyone that brings a smile to my face.

Forget all your problems and remember that whether you're rich or poor, smart or "dumb" we all go to the same place after our time has come. Live life at your fullest and be happy. Make your life fun and worthwhile. Enjoy the things you love and do not let anyone make you feel weird.

Be happy with life.



J.Lo says "Smile" :^)