I Smell Oscar......and she smells OLD!!

Wanna guess who this is? I'll give you a hint, she's reuniting with a famous co-star from the BIGGEST FILM OF ALL TIME.

Yup, I'm gay...er, I mean, that's Kate Yet-to-WINslet. She's perfection (not in this photo) and I'm sure it's a good role. It's for the movie 'The Reader' (I think) and it's set in the 50's (again, I think) and I have no idea what the sypnosis is.

Enjoy.

So here's the deal, Heinz company decided to release a commercial aimed at us gayz and then after a day on the air they received 200 complaints from uptight soccer moms and homophobic, closeted priests. They took the commercial off the air and that's the end of that.

First of all, the commercial doesn't make sense. At least not to me. I don't get why they used gays for this one. I'm glad that they used them and are showing everyone that you can use other types of relationships in commercials without a point. But they should have had two queens at a restaurant debating whether to put on mayo or ketchup on their salads. They decided to split the salad and end the commercial with a kiss and the tag "Even fags have they problems." I guess there is no second or third point from me. This blog, just like this commercial is really pointless. (BTW, I'm using my brother's laptop charger which explains why I'm online right now for a bit and haven't updated this beyond beautiful blog in a while.)

Heatbeat by Pharrell & some Pussycat Doll reject

http://www.zshare.net/audio/13939710d8dc42ca/

So, basically this was going to be a song for that skank Nicole whatever-her-last-name-is and it the singing is AWFUL (mainly on Pharrell's part). Isn't it scientifically impossible for roaches to sing anyway? Like their thorax's are used for rimming other roaches, like trombone players or something. This makes no sense. Anyway, the link is to download that song BUT it's on zshare so you can preview it before you download it and I obviously didn't download it.

If I were Madonna & they brought this recording to me so I could put in my new album I would have slapped Pharrell. Then again, I LOVE this song and I am not in the music business.

This whole post doesn't make sense...I know.

New Beckham Ad is unveiled in San Fran

There will be so many car accidents around this building. The fags in SF will be so proud.

Asco & Hotness of the Week

Honestly, this guy is kind of ugly but kind of REALLY hot...? Should I add him to my Ugly/Hot list with John C. Reilly and Snoop Dog? Yup! I would so be Lil' Wayne's biotch!

NOW I'm getting a bit excited for Big Brother

It's people like this that make me want to watch Big Brother. I doubt we'll have great ones this year but you never know. Also, knowing CBS they'll find the perfect music to accompany every person.

Fat Kid

Ya No Quiero Jugar!! *boo-hoo*

Austin City Limits

So, a friend and I have decided that Austin would be a perfect summer trip this year and I decided to google/wiki this city for tourist spots and facts about the city. Did you know that Austin is the largest city in the U.S. without a major sports franchise? Anyway, enough of these facts that belong in your crap book. Here are some things I think would be fun to do in downtown Austin.

Zilker Botanical Garden

These twenty-two amazing acres overlook the Zilker Park fields bordering Barton Springs Road. The garden is actually comprised of several different gardens, including the Cactus and Succulent, Xeriscape, Herb and Fragrance, Rose, Azalea, Butterfly and Taniguchi Gardens. Taniguchi is a beautiful Japanese landscape with a waterfall, running stream, lily ponds and wooden bridges. The lush, peaceful grounds are commonly perused by artists and writers searching for inspiration, and by others just looking for solitude amid the city.

Austin Ghost Tours

Looking for a spirited way to learn about Austin and its history? Take one of our downtown walking ghost tours! Your personal guide will enlighten you on the history of Austin, its many undead residents, and the spooky events that go on from Sixth Street to the all of Austin. Even a skeptic will see the city of Austin in a whole new light!

Texas State Capitol

The slogan states that "everything is bigger in Texas," and if you look at our Capitol, the phrase rings true. Standing a stately 309 feet and modeled after the nation's Capitol in Washington D.C., this is the nation's tallest. Designed by architect Elijah E. Myers and constructed of red granite, the Capitol took more than seven years to complete. It was finished in 1888, at a total cost of more than three million dollars, an extravagant price even by today's standards. The perfectly landscaped grounds reflect the languid pace of life under the Texas sun, inviting you for a quiet stroll or a lazy day under a tree.

Asco, ASco, ASCO!!!

No Sex in this City! That mustache, that hair, them shorts! (BTW, that Sex & the City remark was just random...). He seems like a cool guy but please wear a potato sack when you decide to go the beach.

Boy & Girl Twins!!!

Keith Urban (left), Naomi Watts (right)

Lil' Wayne's new CD sells 423,000 in ONE day

NEW YORK (AP) -- The excessive leaks and bootlegging of Lil Wayne's new album haven't prevented it from being a hot seller: The rapper's "Tha Carter III" sold 423,000 copies in its first day of release, according to Billboard magazine, citing figures from Nielsen SoundScan.

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I've never heard a song from him, or at least I'm not sure, but W.T.F.? That's a lot for one day! And he's not Britney or NSYNC!? I'm sure it's music I wouldn't enjoy anyway but I still think numbers like these are something to show off every once in a while.

Oprah: So, Lil' Wayne, I heard you were thinking of opening schools in the inner city schools of Detroit where you grew up? What inspired you to do this?

Lil' Wayne: I solds 423,000 in one day bitch!

Oprah: Marvelous, just marvelous.

Asco of the Moment

I'm starting a new category. This picture reminded me that I need to update this shit more often with nasty posts like this.

Hotness of the Week

Classy......

This is fucked up.

This picture makes me want to crawl back into the closet and hope that the night ends quickly. This crackhead looks......*shutters* fucked up. M.I.A. coming back with Powah, powah!!

Twins + Cousin Frodo!!

Prince Harry (left), Nixon's Girlfriend (center), and Frodo (right)

Sorry for the absence

Since my last post several things have happened. Spurs lost. Lost finale was great-astic! Clinton lost....And...other shit I can't remember...I'll try to post more often Timmy fans!

DISGUSTING!

Seriously?! I mean *drool* of course but I'm sooo over this shit. I just want to punch him in the face....after I've licked him clean.