Classic D-List Caption Contest

-Hi. I'm Unfuckable and this is my little brother Unemployable - (The Hoople)

Runners-up:

-Adolf Hitler Campbell (left) and his sister JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell enjoy a much-anticipated Christmas reunion. Separated at a young age, they have yet to locate little sister Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell. - (Prommom)

-"A Christmas Story 2009: Ralphie & Randy, Where Are They Now?" - (Boozehag)

-Sledge decided to go "DRUG FREE" a long time ago, so he wouldn't end up like his brother, Elliot Richard III - (Anonymous101)