I am...Sasha Fierce!

Jennifer Lopez wanted to be called "J.Lo"

Madonna wanted to be called "Esther"

Prince wanted to be called "O+>"

Mariah Carey wanted to be called "Mimi"

and now....

Beyonce is "Sasha Fierce".

Stop trying Bee....(yes, she reads my blog). This is, btw, her alter ego for her 2-disc new album coming out. Not a greatest hits album, just a new album. I've listened to "If I were a boy" and I liked it. So...at least she has that.

Courtney Cox to star in ABC pilot, 'Cougar Town'

Well, well, well Mrs. Cox-Arquette, we meet again. You, me, TV set. The only difference is that I probably won't be watching.

I think this was perfect for her...like 10 years ago. If she can convince Lisa Kudrow to make a guest appearance as her mother then maybe, just MAYBE I'd watch. Anyway, sounds like Desperate Housewives and the real lives of Ashton & Demi in one place.

Joe the Republican

Suprise, suprise...Joe is supporting McCain.

Click Here for article (if you care...)

Halloween Plans

It's that time of year again! Two years ago I was a Mexican peasant and last year I was out of town. This year I'm going as 'Gandalf, the White Wizard' from the LOTR II & III. I've already purchased a long blonde wig (which I tried spraying white but it didn't work as much as I would have liked), the white robe, and a grey beard (I couldn't find a white one...:( ) and what else...all I need is a big white staff and some white boots...I'll post pics later but I'm supposed to be this guy for those of you that don't know who he is:

This is Horrible...

This is terrible. For those that don't know, J.Hud's nephew, mother and brother were all murdered by her brother-in-law. I can't imagine the pain she's going through and I know she's a celebrity and I have no connection to her but she's still a person and it goes to show you that nobody is immune from fucked up relatives.

But oohh...I did a report on Leprosy in 6th grade.

On Set Pic of NINE, the musical

Daniel Day Lewis and Dicklope Cruz on the set of the Rob weR-Marshall musical, Nine.
I usually think she looks cute but she looks horrible in this pic. Anyway, more pics HERE

Just So You Know...

Cholo Talk or 'Confessions...' isn't a blog about my actual confessions. This doesn't mean I won't post random jibber-jabber about real life crap but it's mostly me poking fun @ celebrities, world news, random pictures, etc.

_luis

New Look, New Title

Yes, I've officially changed my blog title from "Timmy has a blog" to "Confessions from a Cholo" and changed the url to www.cholo-talk.blogspot.com. Please bookmark it! :D

continued...

Or "Thoughts from A Puta"...:\

Why did I lie?

I promised to update my blog and I lied. Well, it wasn't my intention but now *4 Real, 4 Real* I will update my blog...I'm thinking of changing the name of this blog to either......"Confessions from a Chola" or "My Puta Thoughts"...whaddaya think?

Expect a different layout as well.

-Luis C.