New Moon makes fat girls convulse

1. The Twilight Saga: New Moon - $140.7 million
2. The Blind Side - $34.5 million
3. 2012 - $26.5 million
4. Planet 51 - $12.6 million
5. A Christmas Carol - $12.2 million
6. Precious: Based on the Novel "Push" - $11 million
7. The Men Who Stare at Goats - $2.7 million
8. Couples Retreat - $1.9 million
9. The Fourth Kind - $1.7 million
10. Law Abiding Citizen - $1.6 million



I saw this on Friday @ 11:25 p.m. and it was packed. In the middle of the movie I walked out to buy a box of chocolate mints and bumped into a fat girl with the 3 wolves on her shirt and she asked me what movie Iwas seeing. I thought that was random since I don't know this little fart and I told her that I was watching the Taylor Lautner movie and she said "Apenas!? Ugh, I've seen it like 4 times already." I then proceeded to kick her in the cunt.