Not content to put the mom and pop stores out of business, the Bentonville,
Ark., behemoth now wants to bury funeral homes.
All but one of the coffins sells for under $2,000. The deluxe Sienna
Bronze model sells for a still bargain-basement -- in casket terms -- price of
$2,899. One of the least expensive model is the still lovely Lady de Guadalupe
Steel Casket (see above) at $895. Another design sports a carving of "The Last
Supper" by Leonardo da Vinci.
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The gift that just keeps giving, right? You can purchase everything from your baby's crib to your grandmother's coffin! What a bowl of fun this company is! I will make sure to pass the donation bowl around whenever one of my friends decides to croak and make sure that they get a really nice and inexpensive Wal-Mart Virgen de Guadalupe casket. And when I go purchase that nice coffin I'll probably buy some Abuelita's chocolate and a broom...heck, I'd do my grocery shopping as well! They obviously know that their hick market eats all this shit up.
FYI: They also sell urns for those claustrophobic hicks.
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It's bad enough that they sell coffins, but it's even worse that they sell kitschy caskets like the last supper and virgen de guadalupe coffin. They really now their customers.
Having said that, does anyone actually want to save a couple of dollars on their home for all eternity?
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