Ryan Babel...?

A friend asked me to google this guy but I totally forgot. I remembered his last name but forgot his first. So I searched under 'Babel basketball' on Yahoo! assuming he was a baskeball player and not a soccer player. The first pic I got was this:

My first reaction was, 'You're fucking KIDDING me, right?' What the fuck is up with his face!? Then I googled him and saw the real beauty that is Ryan Babel. Please forgive me for saying this but this guy needs to take a dump on my chest right NOW! (Yes, he's that HOT...):