11.29.2007

Venus is our younger, less talented sister

New Findings Underscore an Earth-Venus Kinship

By KENNETH
CHANG

Published: November 29, 2007
Other than the hellish heat, a crushing carbon dioxide atmosphere and corrosive clouds of sulfuric acid, Venus is a lot like
Earth, scientists said yesterday.

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In case you're too lazy to follow the link (I hate people like that! UGH!) the article basically says that Venus might have contained water mass the same as Earth but because of it's proximity to the Sun it evaporated. The Venus Express (spacecraft that was sent over there) has confirmed it's 800 degree temperature and a perfect spot to go lunching with Paris and Nicole. Them paparazzi's....see the measures we have to go to in order to eat in peace! FYI: The Donald is in talks to purchase land in Venus to name after kid. True Story.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

STOP USING MY TRUE STORY!

Luis A., Bloomington, IN said...

I ALSO HATE ASSHOLES WHO MAKE FUN OF THEIR FRIENDS. UGH.

Anonymous said...

lmao...I just saw this. And Ugh to you bitch tits.

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